OK this is just like the favourite quote game, but you have to quote George W. Bush blunders/Bushisms each time.

The list of them is neverending so the thread should keep going and going

Remember - only 1 bushism per post.

I'll start:

"It is not pollution that is ruining the earth. It is impurities in the water and air."

Dan

Fool me once...shame on...shame on you. Fool me twice...won't get fooled again!

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it."

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now, watch this drive."

"You can teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"

No-one else is posting to this so I'll just have to keep it going on my own

"Reporter: Is the tide turning in Iraq?
Bush: I think - tide turning - see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of, it's easy to see a tide turn - did I say those words?"

"So, in my state of the.... state of the..... in my speech to the nation, whatever you wanna call it"


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Talking about Iraq: "We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure"

"A clear lesson I learned in the museum was that outside forces that tend to divide people up inside their country are unbelievably counterproductive."—after touring a genocide memorial, Kigali, Rwanda, Feb. 19, 2008

"Be prepared to be bombed. Be prepared to go back to the Stone Age", September 12, 2001 via the intelligence director to General Musharaf, Pakistan.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

yes, but the real question is, What are they learning?

I think it's time I bumped this thread and restarted the game again

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

"the war on terror involes Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself"

Oh my. I new he wasn't the greatest orator, but wow. Are these all real quotes?

sadly they are. and heres another: "they misunderestimated me"

"i like pie, because of the way it taste."

Journalist: "Don't you think you should allow Saddam a little room to save face?"
Bush: "He doesn't need a face, he needs to get out of Kuwait!"

"This administration is doing everything it can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."