Instead of choosing to appear before a House Judiciary Committee investigating White House influence on the Justice Department, Karl Rove decided to lam it. The Bush adviser claimed that "executive privilege" meant he didn't have to appear before the committee. Since the committee is trying to figure out whether Rove pushed for prosecutions of Democrats like former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman, they disagreed with his claim and voted to hold him in contempt.

Now that a federal judge has ruled that it is illegal for Bush advisors to ignore congressional subpoenas, Karl might want to lay low for a while. No one is sure where he'll turn up, but the community is being warned should they come in contact with the fugitive. If you or your family spot Karl Rove, refer to the poster below for how to proceed:

I think you should be able to find him in the Fox Studios recording his nightly appearance on the O'Reilly factor in exchange for what is likely more than a million U.S. dollars per appearance. Maybe you should phone it in.