Many of you may have heard this before, but I thought I'd repeat it anyway. This is just from my memory, for your amusement:

1. Taoism: Sh*t happens.
2. Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it isn't really sh*t.
3. Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
4. Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah!
5. Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before!
6. Catholic: If sh*t happens, you deserve it!
7. Protestant: Let sh*t happen to someone else!
8. Jewish: Why does this sh*t always happen to us??
9. Atheist: I don't believe this sh*t.
10. Agnostic: What is this sh*t?
11. and the alternate ending - Rastafarian: Let's smoke this sh*t mon!

great to read some of those religions but i could not get what do you mean by sh*t..?

great to read some of those religions but i could not get what do you mean by sh*t..?

:d it is sh*t

so f**k this sh*t

great joke...and great views on all the religion. but what i dont get is why our views should be on this kind of things. we should also focus on the good things in the religion. But i do appreciate your sense of humour.

lol I love the last one.