Here's the deal....you meet me in a bar (at least PR4 of course, with high Alexa rank...no other bar is worth it.)

I buy you a drink (at least a PR2 drink.)
You buy me a drink (at least a PR4 drink.)

Who's in?

I'd be interested if your happy to pay for the flight costs of a return flight to Toronto, Canada

Count me in if you'll take a PR 3 drink instead....

Hi

I am intrested in exchanging link with you .
i have sites related to seo,web design,web development for link exchange.
I will place your link on a page relavant to your link.
if intrested kindly contact me ASAP.
Also I require atleast PR 2 page for linkback as I will provide you the same.

Hope for a quick and positive response.

Really, Alexis? You want to exchange drinks with me? That's great, buddy!

But I'm gonna warn you, I'm not a cheap drunk. I require at least PR4 alcohol or I'm not playing.

Adam it's not just you. I've received several stupid replies to my thread

about link building (people linking to me because I have a nice web site ) including this: Quote:
Originally Posted by elodie feng
Dear Sir:
I have many shopping sites they are about wedding dress\wedding favors\ clothes\shoes\ art\ painting\furniture and now i want to exchange links with your sites.and we welcome 3 way links.our sites are good ranked and cached by google. If you have interest plz contact me.and if you want to receive quick reply, plz contact me Gmail for I often check it . we can offer you pr3-pr5 back links. and we need same pr back links
i m waiting for ur mail
regards

Elodie
<spammy email address removed>


Hi. Here's your email that you wanted. Well....


TAKE YOUR SPAMMING ACTIVITIES ELSEWHERE. STOP TRYING TO MESS WITH GOOGLE. GOOGLE SAYS IT DOESN'T SUPPORT LINK EXCHANGES AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN.

If you provide your visitors with something good to link to, people will recommend your site. I hope you get banned from Google!

By the way, I'm interested in INK EXCHANGE. If you have any quality INKS such as black, yellow, red or green, then please write back

And this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by mikejohn
tell you later Brother ! Quote:
Originally Posted by whym
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikejohn
Dear whym! I have no visitors, i am a link builder or doing only thre way linking. If you need any link exchnage with me so contact me. ThanxmIke Quote:
Originally Posted by whym
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikejohn
what kind of link need you ? Mike

Any link really. My site is www.danlprice.co.uk and I need links to it. If you link to it, your visitors will have something half decent to actually read



If you have no visitors, why are you even bothering with link exchanges since it won't help anyone?



Can you tell me now please?

I thought I made it fairly clear I wasn't going to link back - I said link to me because it will give your visitors something good to read!

Count me in on exchanging drinks!

Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

Who's in?

Is it a relevant drink exchange or can I have anything? I guess we'd both benefit if our drinks were related though....

How about a 3 way drink exchange with the bar next door?

Will you accept the Trapezoidal Ultrastrong Retroactive Dynalink if it only has a PR2? In that case I'm in

Oh, it has to be a relevant 3-way drink exchange. I don't participate in any other kind.