SEO Tycoon

**Learning Newbie** · 09-06-2007, 03:52 PM

Hello,

I am SEO expert. I am also doctor, so I can make certain parts of your body bigger (longer or more girth or both!!!) and rite perscribeion for fun drugs. You lika the vicotin? I can do, that's why I am SEO expert.

But what does SEO stand for? I told my client I can perform "C-ohhh" services for $30,000 USD but he said it's SEO, it 3 letters not 1 word.

Also can anyone tell me what is this thing "Google" my clients keep firing me over? I looked it up in the dictionary and its a 1 with 100 zeros behind it. Maybe my clients want this much profit?

When is this innernut fad gonna be end? Was much more easier to steal cars.

**contact247** · 09-07-2007, 03:06 AM

SEO means Search Engine Optimization, its a process on how you rank your site in the top search engines

**Jalpari** · 09-07-2007, 04:34 AM

oh ...... u don't knowwhat google is : http://www.aboutus.org/google.com

SEO stands for Search engine optimization

**CSS4Life** · 09-07-2007, 06:22 AM

I can't believe some people have fallen for this. Then again, there are so many self proclaimed "SEO experts" coming to this forum these days, that its become a daily occurrence for these "experts" to ask what exactly SEO is and what they have to do! Lol

**Learning Newbie** · 09-07-2007, 01:49 PM

I know. I got fed up with posts by people calling themselves "SEO Teacher" and "SEO Guru" and stuff like that, saying "Why isn't my site on Page 1 of Google?" I had to poke a little fun, to lift my spirits, and hopefully other people who got tired of it all. The "improve seo for my site" thread that was unfortunately closed because an "SEO expert" thought the best way to get people to visit his site was to insult them.

So far two people thought I was serious even after I wrote "You lika the vicotin? I can do, that's why I am SEO expert."

**ForrestCroce** · 09-14-2007, 01:30 AM

SEO =

Specific Enchilada Order
Single Entity Object
Soprano Entertainment Organization
Spanish English Ole!
Sorcery Era Ornament

... I could go on.

**gringo** · 09-14-2007, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

I am also doctor, so I can make certain parts of your body bigger (longer or more girth or both!!!)

Schlong Enhancement Officer, presumably.

**webgk.com** · 09-16-2007, 06:43 PM

You kidding! OR making fun of SEO and G! Aren't you?

How about, SEO stands for - STORA ENSO OYJ

**ADAM Web Design** · 09-16-2007, 07:50 PM

SEO: Stinky Excremental Orifice.

**scorpionagency** · 10:44 PM

SEO Consultant (Search Engine Optimization Consultant) Or if you want look at the flip side of the coin - "The Posers Side": Seriously Exaggerated Obtrusive Consultant -

For those of you that need help with the definitions:

serious

causing fear or anxiety by threatening great harm; "a dangerous operation"; "a grave situation"; "a grave illness"; "grievous bodily harm"; "a serious wound"; "a serious turn of events"; "a severe case of pneumonia"; "a life-threatening disease"

Exaggerated

enlarge beyond bounds of the truth; "Making up added information to support ones story"

Obtrusive

undesirably noticeable; "the obtrusive behavior of a spoiled child"; "equally obtrusive was the graffiti"

**giga_girl** · 04:44 PM

SEO- Search engine optimization....those people who are optimizing sites to increase traffic and backlinks to the site...well it depend on what is your field...but for us SEO's are those people who are optimizing sites

**ADAM Web Design** · 09-20-2007, 03:56 PM

giga_girl, do the words sarcasm and rhetoric mean something to you?

**giga_girl** · 09-20-2007, 04:14 PM

hmmm that is according to my overview...well i am not pointing something or whatever... im just only explaining what is the work of SEO in search engine...SEO have a lot of meaning...

**CSS4Life** · 09-20-2007, 04:20 PM

You don't seem to realise that this was a prank....

**skyblue** · 09-26-2007, 11:01 PM

I can't tell you what SEO stands for, but for certain amount of money i can turn you into my customer, and double, no, triple..no multiple your revenue with how many millions you can imagine...i can MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE...in 3 days...
i'm SEO expert/guru/master/father/warrior/wizzard/magician...etc

Ivan

**seolman** · 09-27-2007, 12:01 AM

Sucker Every-One

**fitnfree** · 09-27-2007, 12:06 AM

You all are a hoot!

**vibgyorsol** · 10-03-2007, 08:55 AM

Nice post

U provided us with some great entertainment. I just forgot what SEO stands for.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

Hello,

I am SEO expert. I am also doctor, so I can make certain parts of your body bigger (longer or more girth or both!!!) and rite perscribeion for fun drugs. You lika the vicotin? I can do, that's why I am SEO expert.

But what does SEO stand for? I told my client I can perform "C-ohhh" services for $30,000 USD but he said it's SEO, it 3 letters not 1 word.

Also can anyone tell me what is this thing "Google" my clients keep firing me over? I looked it up in the dictionary and its a 1 with 100 zeros behind it. Maybe my clients want this much profit?

When is this innernut fad gonna be end? Was much more easier to steal cars.

**seolman** · 10-03-2007, 07:59 PM

"Stop Eating, Oprah..."

**superman9x** · 10-03-2007, 09:17 PM

haha as far as i know SEO uses a really important keywords and thats "patience"