SEO Tycoon

**seowebdesigner** · 09-21-2007, 12:46 AM

What is the most effective method for increasing traffic to the website?

**ADAM Web Design** · 09-21-2007, 01:24 AM

Asking beginner-level questions on a subject you claim to be an authority on always works. Keep doing that.

**vangogh** · 09-21-2007, 03:20 AM

Or create a useless page with ads and a definition of seo so you can stuff all your target seo related keywords in links in the footer of the page and point them back to your main site.

Is that one working for you?

**Monkey Do** · 09-21-2007, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by seowebdesigner

What is the most effective method for increasing traffic to the website?

You could write to Google and ask them to put a link to your site in great big letters on their homepage. I mean there is a right load of space on there, I'm surprised nobody else has thought of it yet.

**CSS4Life** · 09-21-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Monkey Do

You could write to Google and ask them to put a link to your site in great big letters on their homepage. I mean there is a right load of space on there, I'm surprised nobody else has thought of it yet.

I think Google will only be happy to do that after you've done the naked Google dance and posted it on YouTube as proof

**corlock** · 09-21-2007, 11:34 AM

just promote and submit, and promote some more and submit some more, and also keep on promoting and keep on submitting...

**giga_girl** · 09-21-2007, 01:15 PM

do the basic steps on how to promote your site...always monitor your traffic on your site to see if that is effective

**CSS4Life** · 09-21-2007, 01:24 PM

NO! Listen to me for once!

The naked Google dance is the way to go for definite!

**joder** · 09-21-2007, 01:34 PM

The Google dance

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Do the Google dance.

**CSS4Life** · 09-21-2007, 01:38 PM

There are plenty of YouTube videos on the Google dance (most fairly rubbish if you ask me), but here's the official Google Dance 2007:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me9Ai9LFJUc

**Learning Newbie** · 09-21-2007, 07:25 PM

Forget the Google Dance, or even the naked Google Dance. That's so last week. What you need to do this week is get a keyboard with nothing but F5 keys, and do the Naked Google Dance on your keyboard! But first browse to your web site, this way every time you dance on an F5 key (remember the beauty is they're all F5 keys!) you get another page view. So the more you dance the more traffic you'll see (and be).

**CSS4Life** · 09-21-2007, 07:35 PM

F5 keys eh? Sounds so 15 minutes ago. The new word on the block is the PageRank game. Firstly, you set up a brand new web site, then you go to a special (pronounced with a lisp) thread in a forum, then you spam the forum as much as you can for 5 minutes. After this, you compare the PageRank of your site with your rivals site and the person with the highest wins and you have to redirect all of your links and your site to theirs.

It guarantees a Google ban within half an hour - way quicker than the Google dance could ever have achieved, what with the Google employees always perving at the naked dance....

**Learning Newbie** · 09-21-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by whym

It guarantees a Google ban within half an hour - way quicker than the Google dance could ever have achieved, what with the Google employees always perving at the naked dance....

I heard if you do the Naked Google Dance and press the refresh button a whole bunch of times without using any of your fingers, you get extra PR and traffic.

**joder** · 09-21-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

I heard if you do the Naked Google Dance and press the refresh button a whole bunch of times without using any of your fingers, you get extra PR and traffic.

Oh man!

**mhaye_01** · 09-22-2007, 03:00 PM

you can try socialbookmarking as it is one of the good source of traffic

**sizzler_chetan** · 09-22-2007, 03:22 PM

Yep social bookmarking is a nice way of getting natural traffic, and also blogs have also been an essential way of getting traffic to a site(from my experience!)

**x3mario** · 09-24-2007, 12:18 PM

Yes, sb is a great way on getting traffic on your site. This technique helps me a lot in my site.

**mhaye_01** · 09-24-2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by x3mario

Yes, sb is a great way on getting traffic on your site. This technique helps me a lot in my site.

I recommend stumble and digg as a good source of it.

Try also to link trade with related site with PR

**skyblue** · 09-25-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

Asking beginner-level questions on a subject you claim to be an authority on always works. Keep doing that.

Lol..this is the 3rd guy i see today that asks similar questions, and he is a "SEO" guru

Anyway..start with some SEO tutorials, i suppose you have some good stuff on your site

**vangogh** · 09-26-2007, 01:06 AM

skyblue the surest sign someone doesn't know the first thing about seo is when they have guru, master, or expert in their username.