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Name: <member type="brilliant" alt="foolish">James Lewitzke</member>
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You Forgot
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Allow me to translate..............
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Flying donkeys
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aka setting up a high-traffic Democratic-focused website
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Eating crow
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aka apologizing to your visitors for giving them all kind of bad misinformation
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The Wicked Witch of the West
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aka putting all your visitors to sleep (with boring content) and kidnapping their IPs for supposed "audience research demographics"
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Good content
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aka what your website *should* be focusing on
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OJ Simpson
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aka How to fool the judges (SE's) into thinking your blackhat site is innocent and why you should be ranked number one
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Britt Hume
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aka telling everyone that your view on Search Engine history is correct
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No session IDs in the URL
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aka useful for doing business with ecommerce sites, and getting ranked high up on various "Greatest online business of all time" lists
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Keyword mentalcity
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aka driving out of your hometown to a nearby large city and doing all kinds of keyword research via thinking patterns triggered by exterior surroundings
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Tooth floss
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aka filtering out all the useless links in between webpages
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The user experience
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aka making sure your site works properly
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Kool Keith as Doctor Octogon
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aka transforming your website into something hip and unique for the younger generations of web visitors to enjoy
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Ping and pong
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aka sending out pingbacks and making your blogs "do-follow"
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