SEO Tycoon

**juliensimon** · 10-17-2008, 12:52 PM

you mean:
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**wayfarer07** · 10-22-2008, 01:02 PM

No one is sending me dollars, so I thought I'd open source my method of jamming the browser to stop people from leaving. This will definitely bring your bounce rate way down, which of course will cause your rankings to skyrocket.

HTML Code:

<html>
<head>
<title>Pink Hat SEO</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
window.onunload=function() {
function dontLeave() {
    if(confirm("Please dont leave")) {
        dontLeave();
    } else {
        dontLeave();
    }
}
dontLeave();
}
</script>
</head>

**full house** · 10-28-2008, 02:56 AM

what is the main purpose of your pink hat seo? I mean how does done basically?

**juliensimon** · 10-28-2008, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by full house

what is the main purpose of your pink hat seo? I mean how does done basically?

The coding of this technique is provided just above your post.

For more detail, click here

**VirtuosiMedia** · 10-29-2008, 08:39 PM

I think I'm starting to understand why there are so many Internet get-rich-quick schemes...

**juliensimon** · 10-29-2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtuosiMedia

I think I'm starting to understand why there are so many Internet get-rich-quick schemes...

exactly - as long as there will be people to buy those scheme, there will be people to sell them

**y2kh8r** · 06:04 AM

Hat-based SEO is,well, old hat. Taco-based SEO is going to be all the rage this year. Webmasters are literally gobbling up my pink taco SEO model.

It's cheaper, too- for just 79 cents, you'll get all of the following: a monkey purchasing resources e-book, monkey training e-book, links to super-secret top search engines (hint: they start with G, Y and M).... and "comment spam for dummies" e-book, a package worth over $1,500 !

Act now and get bonus e-book: "free salsa for life" and "why child labor is better than a trained monkey (or why you need to start mating today!)". Don't delay- the bonus materials will only be awarded to the first 50,000 customers who include the word "chalupa" in their paypal payment.

**wayfarer07** · 11-03-2008, 09:00 AM

ROFL! That is the best topic-bump ever by a first time poster

**bakerc** · 11-03-2008, 09:10 AM

I can confirm this pink hat SEO works...

...Once I read the client reviews and seen that just for 1 dollar I too could share in the success so coveted by others I signed up immediately...One dollar later and I can now confirm I am selling Pink Hat seo for 2 dollars (1 dollar of which will be paid for the free opensource original but repackaged in fluffy red), to buy my slightly red pink hat seo send me 2 dollar, love you long time...AMAZING...

Thank you wayfarer07 for sharing your expertise, my wife loves pink hats.

I am now going to see what this new taco-based seo can do.

**d35i9n** · 11-03-2008, 12:10 PM

the only good thing about this thread was the idea of multiple copies of the same pages but each partial to the original copy. it would allow for more indexing of your same content!

**micoblanco** · 11-03-2008, 07:43 PM

Pink Hat SEO? Sounds new to me...

Black Hat Seo
White Hat Seo
Grey Hat Seo
and now there is a Pink Hat? hehe

What are the difference of PINK HAT to those other colored hats?

**juliensimon** · 11-03-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by micoblanco

Pink Hat SEO? Sounds new to me...

Black Hat Seo
White Hat Seo
Grey Hat Seo
and now there is a Pink Hat? hehe

What are the difference of PINK HAT to those other colored hats?

Oh come on - please read the thread before posting.

**DNChris** · 11-03-2008, 11:54 PM

Pink hat SEO as been about for years! a friend of mine (not a good friend you understand) called mincing mike as been offering his services over the net since before the net started!

It involves covert back door tack ticks and DEEP linking, unlike most SEO's. he guarantees his clients satisfaction.

**y2kh8r** · 11-08-2008, 05:00 PM

Back door tack ticks.... DEEP linking... rofl.

It seems that Mincing Mike's pink hat SEO methods inevitably lead to brown hat SEO.

Some people have mentioned that my pink taco SEO smells fishy, but I guarantee that if you give it a taste, you'll see that it isn't really foul (fowl?) ... in fact it's finger lickin good! It's a real hot wing-ding that will have you clucking all the way to the roost. My good friend Colonel Sanders agrees, and you know you've got a good thing when a man with military rank is willing to stand behind it.

**dave9713** · 11-09-2008, 05:05 PM

ROFL this thread is too funny.

Thanks for the Sunday evening laughter!

**carofl** · 11-10-2008, 08:43 AM

Well I have a hypnotic SEO technique which not only keeps users engaged, but also make them click your ads like mad.
Join now for $5 and i'll perform a super extra SEO clairvoyance session for you as a bonus.

**y2kh8r** · 11-10-2008, 05:23 PM

Ooh... psychic SEO- I see traffic in your future.

**damoonica** · 11-11-2008, 01:33 AM

why do we need SEO? I think just for increasing the number of loyal audiences
So ur hat will not work

**wayfarer07** · 11-11-2008, 09:01 AM

Wow, thanks for your contribution. What would you suggest? Perhaps I should change my hat's color to a pinkish shade of beige?

**y2kh8r** · 11-12-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by damoonica

why do we need SEO? I think just for increasing the number of loyal audiences
So ur hat will not work

Just as I've been saying- your hat will not work... that's why my pink taco SEO has been selling like... tacos! I'm now offerring up three levels of bargain SEO: $0.79 , $0.89, $0.99- Ay Yai Yai!

I recommend the $0.99 plan- it is actually way beyond taco based SEO- in fact, it's a seven layer SEO burrito. Goes great with my SEO-duh (pronounced soda) products as well.

As you've probably guessed- at this price point, it usually takes more than one order to provide a full plate of taco-based SEO goodness. Most people find that three items usually does the trick. And hey, I'm throwing in three varieties of SEO sauce to go with it- feel free to grab as much as you want!