SEO Tycoon

**Angelosanto** · 12-01-2009, 04:38 PM

A lot of people who come to this forum seem to be woefully ignorant of what SEO is, and refuse to listen to the wisdom of the moderators and more intelligent designers amongst the forum.

So here is the penultimate strategic guide of how to do SEO badly:

Never create unique/funny/interesting/credible content - why bother when you could just copy someone else?
Get hold of a huge list of e-mail addresses - if you disrespect somebody's inbox by filling it with crap they don't want, they're sure to want to visit your site.
Three words: backlinks, backlinks, backlinks. Make sure you put them everywhere, predominantly in the least relevant places.
Definitely post your URL on a .gov or .edu guestbook, because if you have a backlink from a site like that, you'll be the king of Google in no time.
Get 2000 reciprocal backlinks. Viewers of your website will love trying to navigate through all the links to irrelevant websites.
Make sure you hide keywords in places that the search engines can see but the viewer can't for an extra boost.
Sitemaps are for losers.
Your top priority for your content is for the search engines to like it. Don't listen to these idiots who tell you that you should design your site with the viewer in mind.
Design your site in flash. It's awesome.
Social bookmarking was invented so that you can bookmark peoples sites in exchange for them bookmarking yours. Exploit sites like Delicious and StumbleUpon to the max.
Remember, it doesn't matter what sort of visitors you are bringing to your site or whether their needs are relevant, just so long as you are getting lots of them.
Remember, SEO is all about learning the secrets! Look for people in forums who claim to hold the ultimate key to unlocking huge traffic to your site, those people really know what they're talking about.
The most important value in SEO is Google PageRank. That little green bar is the God we all bow to. If my site is PR6 and yours is PR5, you must look up to me as your superior. The green bar has spoken.

I hope that was helpful

**chrishirst** · 12-01-2009, 04:46 PM

Gud information. I will try use this, very helpful for me

**Angelosanto** · 12-01-2009, 04:47 PM

Happy to help

**blue-dreamer** · 12-01-2009, 09:44 PM

u did nt make mention of keywrd density like wot SEO experts r sayings?

<nice one angelosanto

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**downliner** · 09:56 PM

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Never create unique/funny/interesting/credible content - why bother when you could just copy someone else?

Great advice, I'll copy your post to my blog right this second. Thanks!

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**SunstarShop** · 12-01-2009, 10:50 PM

Useful post, but i think we should rewrite the copy one from others, this will make us more like origina!

**madness222** · 12-03-2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Angelosanto

Sitemaps are for losers.

And for a site that has no such traffic...

**edgray** · 12-03-2009, 10:48 AM

you've stolen all of my best techniques!

**bigcat1967** · 12-03-2009, 04:33 PM

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The most important value in SEO is Google PageRank. That little green bar is the God we all bow to. If my site is PR6 and yours is PR5, you must look up to me as your superior. The green bar has spoken.

Nice one - I'll start telling all my friends that one.

**amorsolo** · 12-03-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Angelosanto

Remember, it doesn't matter what sort of visitors you are bringing to your site or whether their needs are relevant, just so long as you are getting lots of them.

Cool stuff specially the quoted one above (lol) reminds me of traffic exchange. Thanks for the sharing

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**sampeterson** · 12-04-2009, 02:24 AM

Wow. I have seen people giving how to that good and in a nice way. But, here is excellent thread which says how not to do it? Creative dude.

**Hosting24** · 12-04-2009, 05:19 AM

This topic should be set as sticky, so new webmasters will know how SEO works. I followed these advices an one of my sites got ranked #3 in Google in less than 2 days!

Newbies - this guide *REALLY* works!

**janestewart** · 12-04-2009, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Angelosanto

Definitely post your URL on a .gov or .edu guestbook, because if you have a backlink from a site like that, you'll be the king of Google in no time.
Get 2000 reciprocal backlinks. Viewers of your website will love trying to navigate through all the links to irrelevant websites.
Make sure you hide keywords in places that the search engines can see but the viewer can't for an extra boost.
Sitemaps are for losers.

Quite Informative!!!

**wayfarer07** · 12-04-2009, 02:08 PM

How I got rich in 24 hours

**vangogh** · 12-04-2009, 08:38 PM

I think PR is more important than the PageRank. It's what gets you the backlinks.

**ladyqueen1988** · 12-04-2009, 09:25 PM

Thanks Mr. Angelosanto for your valuable 13 points. But I dont go with your 1st point and 13th points.

If you dont post ORIGINAL, you wont get PR for your site. Even though you get 1k/day visits.

I have seen in many cases, where webmasters post duplicate contents and attracts 1k/day visits to his site. And when I bother to check his PR, it shows poorly PR 0 or sometimes n/a.

**dailyglobal** · 12-04-2009, 11:10 PM

Nice post. Thanks for sharing.

**Hosting24** · 12-07-2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyqueen1988

Thanks Mr. Angelosanto for your valuable 13 points. But I dont go with your 1st point and 13th points.

If you dont post ORIGINAL, you wont get PR for your site. Even though you get 1k/day visits.

I have seen in many cases, where webmasters post duplicate contents and attracts 1k/day visits to his site. And when I bother to check his PR, it shows poorly PR 0 or sometimes n/a.

I believe you are not right. If you copy content from sites with high PR, your sites gets higher PR too.

**chrishirst** · 05:25 AM

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Great advice,it 's useful

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Originally Posted by dailyglobal

Nice post. Thanks for sharing.

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Originally Posted by ashley1

Nice Sharing , like to work on this too

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Originally Posted by webexpertz

Thanks for such a nice and helpful information

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Originally Posted by Hosting24

I believe you are not right. If you copy content from sites with high PR, your sites gets higher PR too.

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Originally Posted by eliza17

Thanks For Sharing such a Great Informative Post With us
I Found it Very useful For Myself.

Keep Sharing,
Thanks & Regards,
Eliza.

like Lambs to the slaughter!!

**ramirezhenry55** · 12-08-2009, 05:09 AM

You made me laugh.This is the most rediculous post on SEO that I have stumbled upon today.I think this will really stick to the heads of SEO newbie.LOL