Dear Barely Literate Outsourced SEO Neophyte,
Link exchanges are about as useless as breasts on a bull. All they serve to do is single out two people whose sites are not of the quality required to generate legitimate organic backlinks and do absolutely nothing for either party involved in the trade. They are a complete waste of time, as anyone with even half of a clue as it pertains to the SEO industry knows.
In the case of your particular site, it is apparent that you are selling pet products for the purposes of keeping animals in the United Kingdom alive for a long enough period of time so as to collect their fecal matter. You in turn take said fecal matter and convert it into the code for your website.
If you do not understand what I'm referring to, run your code through a validator. If you do not understand what a validator is, get a dictionary.
Furthermore, copying and pasting a message into the wrong forum, and one in which you already have made 20 prior posts, indicates that you have no ability to read or comprehend basic forum etiquette in general or the rules of this forum in particular.
On top of that, your insistence on placing a link on a home page which is clearly not intended for visitor consumption clearly indicates a lack of respect for those who build search engines in the first place. By choosing to do something that obviously falls well outside of the search engine guidelines (i.e. a landing page on its own domain name), you indicate that your primary concern is not the customers who visit your site, but trying to gain that elusive #1 ranking for dog clothing supplier UK.
Of course, the "Please don't send PR 0 link" in bold gave away your intentions right from the beginning and showed just how lacking in knowledge you are. External PageRank is updated infrequently and cannot, and never could, be used as a measure of traffic or search engine benefits, express or implied.
Finally, this isn't your site. If it is, your impersonation of the owner of a British website is terrible. No Brit in his/her right mind would ever say this:
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Let me know once you have done with location of my site, link text info of your site
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Not only that, whoever built the site is obviously aware that the hosting plan for the site does include email addresses, and has published two of them, in plain view, on the contact page. Neither of them is
hotdiggidydog@gmail.com , leading me to believe that you have been outsourced to perform SEO work by a company who has the same level of SEO knowledge that you do. The difference is that the Hot Diggidy Dog company has an excuse; you, on the other hand, do not.
I would like a link from your home page, and I will give you a link in return. It won't be a link from any of my sites to yours. Oh no, no, no! I've got something much more helpful in mind for you:
13 oz of Vaseline
Are you confused? Let me explain. You will need the help of a friend for this particular exercise. Bend over, and let the friend apply the Vaseline in such a manner as to slide your head out of your ***. Once you have completed this task, you may add my blog link (that's the one that says Walk on my Path, in case you're confused) and we'll call it an even trade.
Does that sound fair? Great. Let's get started!
Have a nice day.
