SEO Tycoon

**Learning Newbie** · 08-06-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ForrestCroce

Learning Newbie - Really needs to change his named to Learned Old Man

Listen punk, you can take your "old man" and stick it where the sun don't shine. Haven't you heard 50 is the new 30? That means I'm still in my early 20s. Maybe younger than you. Ha!

**ADAM Web Design** · 08-06-2007, 05:57 PM

What are you babbling on about, Grandpa?

**ForrestCroce** · 08-07-2007, 12:06 AM

Does somebody need a rocking chair and a blanket?

**CSS4Life** · 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by hilton

I am not agree with your statement.ranking in google is possible without paying .Do more efforts on offpage
directory submission
article marketing
press release
link exchange
blog commenting
forums discussion.

Good old spam. Where would we be without you (this person has barely read the thread and has posted this advice all over the place)

**highanddry** · 08-07-2007, 10:55 AM

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What are you babbling on about, Grandpa?

yeah pipe down father-time!

: P

**CSS4Life** · 08-07-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ForrestCroce

Does somebody need a rocking chair and a blanket?

Hey! I can't help the fact all I own is a wobbly chair and the remnants of a duvet. I would like new ones if you're giving them away

**lajocar** · 08-07-2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ljastangs21

im looking for someone who can get me a top 10 ranking on google. Im willing to PAY for ones services. Please dont offer your help unless you have experience in SEO and know what your doing.
Thanks,
logan

My friend, there are two thing that are guaranteed in life

Death
Taxman (in some sort of form)

**CSS4Life** · 08-07-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lajocar

My friend, there are two thing that are guaranteed in life

Death
Taxman (in some sort of form)

That is so sad

**highanddry** · 08-07-2007, 01:04 PM

#2 isn't true. You dont HAVE to pay taxes, you could live out on the street.

The only thing gauranteed in life, is your eventual death.

**lajocar** · 08-07-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by highanddry

#2 isn't true. You dont HAVE to pay taxes, you could live out on the street.

The only thing gauranteed in life, is your eventual death.

mm, not bad hehe

Let me take you back to school.

Think logically now.
If you live on the street... let's look at an average bum

They have clothes on
Shoes
Some has a beany
Some sleep under card board boxes
...

On each of those products there are taxes on. Why? because it was sometime or another a new product in store that had vat or tax on.

You might say, what about countries that don't pay tax?
Remember a lot of companies have import duties. They import and export all the time.

You can stay in the jungle or live in a tribe under (ruler, chief, king) etc.
Those rulers will require something from you if you stay on their land or tribe.

Oh, yes let me get back to business...
Re: Willing to PAY for someone to get me a top 10 ranking on google

My friend it is possible to get in the top 10 ranking of Google. It will require a little work, but no problem

**Learning Newbie** · 08-07-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lajocar

Let me take you back to school.

Think logically now.
If you live on the street... let's look at an average bum

On each of those products there are taxes on. Why? because it was sometime or another a new product in store that had vat or tax on.

Each of these products are taxed at the point of sale and import, however your average bum on the street get their clothes and in fact pretty much all of their possessions by sheer luck. They're donated, or found. Homeless people don't pay taxes. They don't even pay fines levied by the court, and wind up spending weeks in jail because of it.

Looks like your school just lost its accreditation.

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Originally Posted by lajocar

Oh, yes let me get back to business...
Re: Willing to PAY for someone to get me a top 10 ranking on google

My friend it is possible to get in the top 10 ranking of Google. It will require a little work, but no problem

It's possible to get a top 10 ranking in Google, duh. Just as it's possible to tie one's own shoes. But to guarantee a top 10 is impossible.

You need to stop attending Liberty University and go to a school that knows what they're teaching about.

**Learning Newbie** · 08-07-2007, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

What are you babbling on about, Grandpa?

I'm COLD!

When I was your age, we used to design our web pages barefoot walking up hill. In both directions.

**ADAM Web Design** · 08-07-2007, 03:37 PM

****...we were at least allowed to wear shoeboxes on our feet when we coded uphill in both directions. Window (as in singular) was just released then, too.

**highanddry** · 04:14 PM

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Let me take you back to school.

Think logically now.
If you live on the street... let's look at an average bum

They have clothes on
Shoes
Some has a beany
Some sleep under card board boxes
...

On each of those products there are taxes on. Why? because it was sometime or another a new product in store that had vat or tax on.

Let me take you back to... infancy, or some other age/situation where you come off intellectually inferior ... Bums dont typically ever buy something from a store new and with taxes. A bums cloth is found or given to them. Hypothetically a bum could be raised on the streets in rags (happens in India) while never paying for anything. Even if the bum is a junky, drugs arnt taxed technically, they are appropriated with all expenses combined giving your neighborhood dealer a profit, but not from taxation
BAM

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When I was your age, we used to design our web pages barefoot walking up hill. In both directions.

You coded in the valley? Isn't that a Led Zepplin song? hmm maybe not

**lajocar** · 08-07-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by highanddry

Let me take you back to... infancy, or some other age/situation where you come off intellectually inferior ... Bums dont typically ever buy something from a store new and with taxes. A bums cloth is found or given to them. Hypothetically a bum could be raised on the streets in rags (happens in India) while never paying for anything. Even if the bum is a junky, drugs arnt taxed technically, they are appropriated with all expenses combined giving your neighborhood dealer a profit, but not from taxation
BAM

You coded in the valley? Isn't that a Led Zepplin song? hmm maybe not

hahahaha, nice one
mm, I like the infancy part, yeah bums are bums who have bums

I tell you what let's get back to a "basic instinct" here. Sorry Sharon

Tell me one thing, but now why must a couple of pensioners and a couple of wannabee amateurs gang up on a bum?

I think this bum topic can get a little dirty so lets get back to the task at hand ... which is to address and undress the topic
"Re: Willing to PAY for someone to get me a top 10 ranking on google"

Common guys be professional let's help this poor guy out

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**JamieLewis** · 08-07-2007, 04:49 PM

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.game-download-now.com%2F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US

fficial&client=firefox-a

There we go, for that particular keyword you are the ONLY LISTING, isn't that AMAZING. That will be £1000 please. If you would like some more keywords like this I charge £10000 per new keyword.

Jamie

**chrishirst** · 08-07-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JamieLewis

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.game-download-now.com%2F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US

fficial&client=firefox-a

There we go, for that particular keyword you are the ONLY LISTING, isn't that AMAZING. That will be £1000 please. If you would like some more keywords like this I charge £10000 per new keyword.

Jamie

I'll up the ante to £2000 with;

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...nload+sites%22

3,000,000+ results for that ( without quotes of course

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**ForrestCroce** · 08-07-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lajocar

I think this bum topic can get a little dirty so lets get back to the task at hand ... which is to address and undress the topic
"Re: Willing to PAY for someone to get me a top 10 ranking on google"

Common guys be professional let's help this poor guy out

I'm not sure where the bum comes into play, either. But the guy has got a lot of free help. A top 10 rank is only one part of success, and a mediocre at best site doesn't have the other ingredients to be successful. And most of the people here won't take a person's money w/o providing a valuable service ... which in this case isn't possible until other roadblocks are cleared.