SEO Tycoon

**ADAM Web Design** · 08-23-2007, 02:53 PM

I've seen this uber-word at least ten times in the past two day, and I'm tired of it.

The word is "update". U-P-D-A-T-E. Update. "Updation" does not exist, and anyone who claims to be an SEO guru should at least know enough about the English language to understand this.

ENOUGH WITH THE FREAKIN' "UPDATION" ALREADY!!!

**Learning Newbie** · 08-23-2007, 03:44 PM

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

It bothers me when people conversate. It bothers my spell check, too. Those people can go have a conversation, or they can converse, but they can't friggin' conversate! Sorry, that's a pet peeve of mine.

People in a lot of the world who've learned English as a second or third language get more sympathy out of me, but the guy who was born and raised in California and makes up words left and right ( or the guy in the White House who does it ) are demonstrating that they aren't as knowledgeable as someone you would want to hire to SEO your web site.

**Peter Patera** · 08-23-2007, 03:51 PM

Hi Learning Newbie,

Sorry about that. I just learned how to register for this board. I've been using Adam's account all day. My wife had to show me how to do it.

What's that, honey? Yeah, the black suit for the funeral is fine.

Anyway, that was me. Sorry about the rage. I hate when people can't spell. I graduated from the fourth grade, so I can spell.

**CSS4Life** · 08-23-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Patera

Hi Learning Newbie,

Sorry about that. I just learned how to register for this board. I've been using Adam's account all day. My wife had to show me how to do it.

What's that, honey? Yeah, the black suit for the funeral is fine.

Anyway, that was me. Sorry about the rage. I hate when people can't spell. I graduated from the fourth grade, so I can spell.

Hey Peter! Lol you might fin this post interesting:
http://www.webmaster-talk.com/others...ffic-into.html

This guy says he can turn visitors to your site into cash - using wizards I think. It's all very intriguing

**ForrestCroce** · 08-23-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by whym

This guy says he can turn visitors to your site into cash - using wizards I think. It's all very intriguing

The kind from Lord of the Rings, or the kind from software installations?

**CSS4Life** · 08-23-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ForrestCroce

The kind from Lord of the Rings, or the kind from software installations?

I think it's some sort of magical mix of the both

The software includes a wizard which waves a wand and turns visitors into piles of money

**itscribe** · 08-23-2007, 07:35 PM

Naw, it just plays subliminal messages - click the ad, buy the ebook, click the ad, buy the ebook.

**Learning Newbie** · 08-24-2007, 03:08 PM

My updation
be sweeping da nation
don't gimme a link
and dere'll be a cremation

**gringo** · 08-24-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

My updation
be sweeping da nation
don't gimme a link
and dere'll be a cremation

Nice summation of the relation between updation vexation and elation negation.

Who's next?

**CSS4Life** · 08-24-2007, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gringo

Nice summation of the relation between updation vexation and elation negation.

OK I got an A in English in my recent GCSE exams, but I have no idea what half of that means! Lol <<<< There I go ruining in the English language - what's what wrong me? (Lol?!?!)

**Learning Newbie** · 08-24-2007, 04:13 PM

Them what's got PR updation
ain't suffer no vexation
but them who don't gimme links
gonna take a long vacation
'cause my site be a sweeping sensation
so gimme your links if you is my relation

**gringo** · 08-24-2007, 04:15 PM

I'm out.

lol

**Learning Newbie** · 08-24-2007, 04:17 PM

I think I have my next blog post!

**chrishirst** · 08-25-2007, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

I think I have my next blog post!

Or a worldwide (c)Rap hit single