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**Shey** · 05-30-2011, 12:05 AM

Is the exact question I have right now

http://tycoontalk.freelancer.com/att...1&d=1306728258

Memorial effect?

**edgray** · 05-30-2011, 05:03 AM

so many guests, all uninvited.

make them sit on the floor.

**chrishirst** · 05-30-2011, 05:11 AM

Must be the Bank Holiday traffic

**chrishirst** · 05-30-2011, 05:12 AM

AND I bet right at the front there would have been a bloody Volvo driver towing a caravan!!!

**edgray** · 05-30-2011, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by chrishirst

AND I bet right at the front there would have been a bloody Volvo driver towing a caravan!!!

you think that's bad - imagine living in Europe's top holiday destination spot and having to endure my morning bus being delayed by stupid tourists who take 5 minutes to decide what seat to plant their over-sized derrieres into, making me consistently late every single day.

I'd rather the caravan scenario to be honest.

**chrishirst** · 05-30-2011, 05:28 AM

I must have a strange kind of mind, so many things make me think of song lyrics!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3NVPOedkEk&t=2m25s

**edgray** · 05-30-2011, 05:33 AM

great song that one. I wish they were NE coaches though, we have bendy busses close to falling apart...

**lynxus** · 05-30-2011, 06:18 AM

Its currently :
Currently Active Users: 5294 (34 members and 5260 guests)

Is there any way to see the referral page of the users?

**Shey** · 05-30-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by edgray

you think that's bad - imagine living in Europe's top holiday destination spot and having to endure my morning bus being delayed by stupid tourists who take 5 minutes to decide what seat to plant their over-sized derrieres into, making me consistently late every single day.

I'd rather the caravan scenario to be honest.

I think that was me...

**dWhite** · 05-30-2011, 03:16 PM

Actual guests + bots.

The timeout frame for "actively" online seems to be high. Webmaster forums tend to set high activity timeouts to puff up and make them seem more active.

**Shey** · 05-30-2011, 03:23 PM

we need those guests to sign up!

**edgray** · 05-30-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by edgray

... stupid tourists who take 5 minutes to decide what seat to plant their over-sized derrieres into...

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Originally Posted by Shey

I think that was me...

Are you saying you have an over-sized derriere?? :O

**Shey** · 05-30-2011, 11:18 PM

yeh enormous

cow1.gif

**edgray** · 05-31-2011, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Shey

yeh enormous

cow1.gif

why don't I believe you? :P

**chrishirst** · 05-31-2011, 08:42 AM

Ed, surely you don't mean that you say that you think that the fairer sex always consider the size of their derriere to be much larger that it is in actuality?

**chrishirst** · 05-31-2011, 08:50 AM

Very odd though.

That particular "issue" never seems to affect middle aged female tourists wearing size twenty white shorts when they should be wearing size twenty four?

**edgray** · 05-31-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by chrishirst

Ed, surely you don't mean that you say that you think that the fairer sex always consider the size of their derriere to be much larger that it is in actuality?

I might be. It seems to be an all-too common issue. Derrierre-imaginarium-gargantuasis, I believe the proper medical term is...

**edgray** · 05-31-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by chrishirst

That particular "issue" never seems to affect middle aged female tourists wearing size twenty white shorts when they should be wearing size twenty four?

Ah, you've obviously been on holiday here and seen the Brits abroad, then?

**chrishirst** · 05-31-2011, 09:02 AM

Verily, and the erstwhile visions shall be with me 'til I shuffle off this mortal coyle.

**JeremyMiller** · 06-01-2011, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dWhite

Actual guests + bots.

The timeout frame for "actively" online seems to be high. Webmaster forums tend to set high activity timeouts to puff up and make them seem more active.

Are you sure? Someone's visiting http://tycoontalk.freelancer.com/ado...uld-i-put.html right now -- don't most visitors view threads from 4 years ago?