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Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design
The key to ranking #1 on the phrase "How to Rank #1" is to tell everyone how you ranked #1 for the phrase "How to Rank #1", and provide lots of testimonials from people whose names also match their initials (e.g. A.S. from Toronto) so that people know you're legitimate.
If you really want to impress people and use full names in testimonials, try to select the names of dead African dictators (the registrar Dodora used to do this back in the day) and then you'll be even better.
Oh...and don't forget to mention buzzwords at every possible opportunity. You know, like "do onpage optimization and offpage optimization" and "link building" and "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."
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Can I get some fries with that? lmao
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