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Yes, everyone on the planet was expected in advance to fill out several forms in triplicate and Chinese and submit it to Google via fax YESTERDAY! They gave an ultimatum. Fax us all your links, with a description in ballpen/biro of how you intend to advertise it on social media and if any of your friends have dell desktops. They said. And we all faxed our pages to google, yesterday at the latest. I faxed 17 pages, myself. Really good ones. Now Google has even laminated my search result so that when people find it it is glossy. They asked if I wanted it embossed and I declined as I belong to friends of the earth.
If you are lucky you can use the morning-after pill. Ring Google's free hotline for people who didn't fax their url before the closing date, but you can only ring them from a braille phone.
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I acknowledge Parker out of Thunderbirds and Glaxo Industries.
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