I've read loads of posts recently about concerns over duplicative continent, webmasters are quite rightly bricking themselves about this deeply worrying issue. There are many occasions were writing the same content many times over is both justifiable and economical, only for Google to go and penalise you for having duplicted constent. If you follow these 8 simple steps you will never need to worry about duplotet conntint ever again. You may well ask why I'm giving these industry secrets away here for free when I could probably make a fortune selling this info in an E-book. Well what can I say I'm that kinda guy. (are you the kinda guy that gives talkupation?)

1) Cut and paste your content into any popular translation website, translate from one language then back to the language you started with and bingo! Your content is no longer duplacatative contanent. Here's an example from English to Dutch and back again - "Every mourning I get up early and walk the dog" becomes "each morning I become and omhoog course asked the dog" To Italian and back would come out like this "every morning I raise and way soon the dog" there are dozens of languages to choose from so you should have no problem altering your dupe content

2) Use a script to change vowels like this- If you swap 'a' for 'o' your sentence would look like this " every marning I get up eorly ond wolk the dag" you might also rank for some new keywords using this technique.

3) Use a site like the dialectiser to change your content like this - "every mo'nin' ah' get down early and walk de dog" I used jive for this example but there are 8 other dialects to choose from including redneck - "ev'ry mo'nin' ah git up early an' walk th' houn'dog"

4) Employ a dyslexic secretary to retype your content via audio tape, you will probably get a dyslexic secretary to work for less than a regular one. The only problem with this one is that you may need to be dsylxice to read the new content, if your target audience is sldexic then you could rank very well for incorrectly svelte keywords.

5) Replace all the e's in your dupe content with the number three - like this - "3v3ry mourning I g3t up 3arly and walk th3 dog" you can also replace o's with 0 like this "every m0rning I get up early and walk the d0g"

6) Sprinkle your keywords throughout your dopla content like this "Every domain hosting morning I get up early and walk the domain hosting dog" this can work especially well if your keywords are also swearwords like this - "Every frigin morning I get up bleeding early and walk the chuffing dog"

7) Adding random adjectives between words also works well, like this "every glorious morning I get up extremely early and walk the stinking dog"

8) Print screen your content and save it as a .jpg post the image on your site with your keywords in the alt tag.



You can mix and match all the above techniques to get thousands of different permutations of the same phrase so you'll never need to post another thread about doplict tontent ever again... won't that be a relief.

Wise words indeed

I hope that is your tongue in your cheek, else that is the biggest chaw I ever saw.

Okay, I was about to take TP away for encouraging the flow of spam, but then I realized this was a subtle ploy to fool the scrapers of the world, so instead I gave you talkupation.

This was hilarious. I love your advice. May have to use it for a post in my blog, with your permission of course (?) and a link back to the architect who came up with this master plan?

Sure John, you (or anyone else) can copy, paste, print screen, dialectise or anything else you see fit. I've never had anyone offer link love for a forum post I've written (oh the irony) It took me over an hour to write but if I never see another post about dupe content it will be worth it.

Thanks fror the talkupation

Yeah, but the thing is, you created something funny, informative, original, and critical of a part of society corroding away at the Internet. Very good writing, examples, and it must have taken some effort to stay focused enough to see this through to its end. The way I see it, you own this little gem, and would be thrilled to give credit where it's due to someone creative and intelligent.

I'll probably create a follow up post to "Spam is Evolving, Too" ( I love evolution as a topic, and the Internet as well, and this seemed a natural way to marry these interests ), but it might take a few days, as I have other topics I'm trying to cover and get out.

But if you'd like to send me a PM with the URL and anchor text, I would be honored to credit you for your hard work. Just keep in mind I have a PR of 0 - you seem more intelligent than to let that both you, but I thought I'd mention it. Still, please have a look at the blog and decide whether this is somewhere you'd like a glowing acknowledgment from.

Sorry to veer off topic - I just think this is incredibly clever, and funny once it sinks in.

That should definitely be an article - try submitting it into article directories and see how many times it will come up in straight-faced SEO publications (i bet, quite a few )

best post i've seen for while, have some talkuptation