Well, for a first try it's a lot better than I did back in 1997 so I can't talk.
So I won't be harsh by my high standards that way.
Here's the deal: your biggest problem with it is that you've got a lot of different things going on that could be useful additions to your pages/site, but no sense of direction or flow. That reflecting lake Javascript looks cool by itself, but it doesn't really fit your site, for example.
The same thing goes with the Madonna song; no wait, I don't like Madonna and I was listening to Alan Jackson and you interfered it that and it made me very sad and if I weren't reviewing your site, I honestly would have left. In other words, you'll serve yourself well to lose the music.
Your no-right-click Javascript won't help you with picture theft. At the bottom of this post, you'll see an attachment. The attachment will contain the front view of your chalet. If people want to take your pictures, they can and will; putting that no-right-click thing in there just tends to strengthen their resolve. If you're worried about copyright, watermark your images in a similar manner to
Forrest Croce does it (he's a professional photographer and one of the regulars here).
I don't really get a "touristy" feel from your site. I don't necessarily want something flashy and in-my-face, but I would like to see more pictures in the header and/or footer of the layout so that I've got a nice warm fuzzy going on from the site.
Kinda like this site:
http://www.niagarafallshotels.com/
It's not the best example out there (I'm not really big on the purple or the way they did the menu myself), but you get the general idea. That's the type of site you should be shooting for.
Finally, and most importantly, lose the frame forwarding. A few bucks a month on hosting won't break your bank (if it does, you've got some deep issues) and you'll benefit from the SEO effect alone (assuming you fix the other stuff).
Basically, make me feel warm, fuzzy, loved, and attracted as a potential tourist, and you'll have the right idea.
