You have a good idea in that you want to differentiate yourself from all of the technospeak of some providers. However, breaking with convention needs to be done for a good reason and it needs to be done in the right way. A zombie angle is definitely unique, but in all honesty, it doesn't make me want to become a customer. You might be able to pull it off, but as the website currently stands, it doesn't give me the feeling that a professional and reliable company is behind it. Neither does the $1 hosting or the lack of real details. And even if I did want to pull my credit card out, the payment option is so hidden that I really had to hunt for it.
I want to encourage you to just take a step back for a moment. Add up the numbers per year/month/hour to see if it will really be worth it financially compared to how much time you would spend. Don't forget to factor in time and money spent marketing and for support and equipment. Taxes should also be taken into account. How many customers would you need to break even? If, after doing that, you still feel that it would be worth it, then examine everything from the viewpoint of your ideal customer and then start testing to see if it is working.
If you're doing this to make money, I would suggest a few things. Look at the way the big hosts' websites look. Dissect everything, from their plan presentation to their checkout. You can simplify, but keep in mind that they have probably done a lot of testing for every area of their website and marketing. Their websites have been optimized to make money and they work. Have a unique angle, but don't abandon everything that the big hosts do because they have been done for a reason. Also, I'd highly recommend changing the look of your site, even if it's just a free hosting template (there are plenty, just do a
search). You want and need your site to convey trust, professionalism, and reliability. And finally, charge more. The customers you'll get with those prices will demand the world and your time and you won't be making any money despite hours of work on support.
I don't mean to be hard on you, but taking a moment to think about these things can save you a lot of time and money. Hosting is a tough market and honestly, there are probably easier ways to make money online. Still, if you are determined to go ahead, I wish you the best of luck and hopefully my suggestions will be helpful.